The Limitless Uses of Croutons
The most serious book ever written about the least serious food.
Editorial photography. Eight master recipes. One wireframe diagram of a crouton, labeled like a diamond certificate.
Before the crouton ever met a salad, it had steady work in Switzerland. The bread cube on a fondue fork is the original crouton posting — and the Swiss, who take exactly two things lightly and cheese is neither of them, worked out the specifications centuries ago: day-old bread, cut so that every piece keeps a bit of crust.
Because the stakes are real. Swiss custom holds that losing your bread in the fondue carries a penalty — a round of drinks, a song, a kiss for your neighbor, depending on the canton and how the evening is going. Which means fondue is the only dish in this book where crouton engineering has social consequences.
Crunch, page 20
Reuse is the message. Roughly a third of bread baked in America is thrown away.
This book costs less than the bread you'll save by December.
A 52-page hardworking object: eight master recipes, twenty plates, and a philosophy. The kind of gift that makes the giver look clever and the recipient hungry.
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